There is an old adage that if you give enough monkeys enough typewriters and enough time, one of them will produce a work comparable with one produced by Shakespeare. We think this is improbable, not impossible, but improbable. We then set our minds to considering how a piece of custom developed software could help our primate friends accomplish the task in hand. We know that it is possible to teach monkeys the rules of precedence, so 3 buttons (1,2 and 3) should be within their capabilities to follow.   First things first, we need to create Shakespearean text. Instead of